Which one is better, the Playstation 3, the Nintendo Wii, or the Xbox 360? Some say the PS3, others say its the Wii, and others say its the 360. They all have their good and bad qualities and I wanna talk about 'em. Let me start by saying that I know everyone has their own opinion about 'em all...but I don't care about your opinion...this is my review so deal with it!!! Ok lets begin.

The Nintendo Wii:
Everyone loves Nintendo no matter what. No one can say they've never heard of Mario. He is the most famous video game mascot EVER!!! But thats not I'm here to talk about...Im gonna talk about the system. Lets see: lots and lots of history, downloadable games, internet access, SD card compatible, chat, create your own avatar(Miis), wireless controller. Of course theres lots of other crap to mention but I don't wanna hahaha. And its backwards compatible with all Gamecube games. The game library is really good with many exclusives like Zelda, Mario, Metroid, Super Smash Bros Brawl, and many others. The controls are sweet, the online stuff is awesome, the Virtual Console games are super sweet too, and I can jus go on and on...but as with everything else in the world, there are bad things to the Wii..*gasp!* What!? How can that be!? But it's true. Lets start with the sensor bar...it sux...if its not in the perfect place, it wont work rite. The Wii remote...its fragile and it very easily slips out of your hand. Hmmm I think that about covers the Wii...but don't take my word for it try it for yourself.

The Playstation 3:
The most expensive console available. Everyone has nothing but crap to say about the PS3, well try it then go "F" yourself if your wrong. True it may not be the best console on the market but it has has quite a few good things...for instance, lets start with the online abilities. FREE ONLINE!!! Hmmm I think that about covers it hahaha nah but the Playstation Network offers free online service and wireless. There is also the Playstation Store that has...you guessed it...games. The downloadable games are good, well not as good as the Virtual Console or Xbox live, but there still good. All games with online play are free to play and completely wireless. The graphics and super duper awesome. Its also backward compatible with all PS1 and PS2 games. Its also compatible with the PSP for extra stuff. Its compatible with SD cards and memory sticks giving it even grater storage compasity. Now for the bad. The weight. It weighs a f*&%$# metric ton!!! The controller. The SIXAXIS controller doesn't vibrate...sux. Also, there are not too many exclusive games yet. Only Heavenly Sword, Folklore, Ratchet and Clank Future, Moterstorm and a couple others.
It may not be the best of the best yet, but try it yourself...you might be surprised.

The Xbox 360:
Online multiplayer is the way to go...apparently. Thats pretty much because every single one of the Xbox 360 games have something online. Now like the others, lets talk about the good first. The graphics are really good. Online play is good. The games on Xbox Live are cool and classic. Chatting during games is awesome too. Now lets talk about the bad too. The games may be good, but almost everyone of 'em are 1st person shooters. Very little variety. Even though the Xbox 360 is backward compatible, you can only play certain games...in order to play ALL clasic Xbox games, you have to perform system updates once the website updates the backwards compatible games list and download the updateing software and wait hella f@#$%&* long to complete the update...all that s&%$ jus to play the the classic games. Even though the online play is good, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!!! DEE DEE DEE!!! Talk about retarded! $50 bucks for a full year subscription! The standard for online connection is through a cord and a internet router. For wireless connections, you have to buy an accessory call a wireless networking adapter and its about $50. Its pretty much mandatory if your internet router has no open port. Sucks huh? Oh heres another one, The power cord is thin, but the power pack if f@#$%& huge!!! It weighs about half as much as the PS3! And all this time I thought Microsoft was smart. Well Thats the Xbox 360 for you. And again, you be the judge.

Well, what can I say I got em all, played em all, and thats what I think. Each one of them bring something different to the table, and each one of them will suck in their own way. Its up to you to pick one you want to play and which one is right for you. Don't let me make the decision for you...I jus wanted to give you some info...and also, like I said in the beginning, I don't care about your opinion, this is my review. So if you wanna argue about my review, or talk crap about my review, go f&%$ yourself and take it somewhere else!

Anyway I hope you enjoy this and find it useful. If not, I don't care.

See ya later.

(Ummm...ok you guys can go away now)